Sounds like my kinda party.
feeling the 80s today
BEST. TAGLINE. EVER.
Seriously; that is most definitely the kind of vampire I would be. Fuck the angsty bullshit. Fuck romance. SLEEP ALL DAY; PARTY ALL NIGHT; NEVER DIE.
FUCK BITCHES. GET $$$.
VAMPIRE LIFE, YEAHHHH.
Bitches don’t know ‘bout my allegiance with the undead.
Also: note the angle of zombie’s head. Are you noting it?
He knows where it’s at. Yeaaaaah.