27 Feb 2011 @ 11:09AM / 
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![It’s sandwich day. Every Thursday I bring Pudge the fish a peanut butter sandwich. But today we were out of peanut butter. I asked my sister what to give him, and she said a tuna sandwich! I can’t give Pudge tuna! [whispers] Do you know what tuna is? [yells] It’s FISH! If I gave Pudge tuna, I’d be an abomination. I’m late because I had to go to the store, to get some peanut butter, ‘cause all we have is stinking tuna!](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lh6gzkRh171qehid6o1_500.gif)
It’s sandwich day. Every Thursday I bring Pudge the fish a peanut butter sandwich. But today we were out of peanut butter. I asked my sister what to give him, and she said a tuna sandwich! I can’t give Pudge tuna! [whispers] Do you know what tuna is? [yells] It’s FISH! If I gave Pudge tuna, I’d be an abomination. I’m late because I had to go to the store, to get some peanut butter, ‘cause all we have is stinking tuna!
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