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MONSTERLAND
All Kasey Caiden wanted was a caramel macchiato. What she got instead was a whole mess of trouble—not to mention the house full of vampires.
After an impromptu run-in with the undead leaves Kasey with a little too much information, she finds herself held as an unwilling house guest with four vamp-boys. But these monsters are a little less coffins and romance and little more undead party-boy-with-fangs…and a lot more crazy.
Now she’s got to find a way to earn their trust and make it back home—preferably alive. Her only help comes in the form of the strange boy she met at the coffee shop—a manic charmer and caffeine-addled admirer with a narcissist streak a mile wide and some nasty skeletons in his closet.
What does it take to befriend a bunch of literal monsters?
THE BASICS
GENRE: Supernatural / Black Comedy / Romance / Horror
RATING: T-M
WARNINGS: Language, explicit content, overly-pretentious literary references, and gratuitous undead shenanigans.
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quietlydevouring:

MONSTERLAND

All Kasey Caiden wanted was a caramel macchiato. What she got instead was a whole mess of trouble—not to mention the house full of vampires.

After an impromptu run-in with the undead leaves Kasey with a little too much information, she finds herself held as an unwilling house guest with four vamp-boys. But these monsters are a little less coffins and romance and little more undead party-boy-with-fangs…and a lot more crazy.

Now she’s got to find a way to earn their trust and make it back home—preferably alive. Her only help comes in the form of the strange boy she met at the coffee shop—a manic charmer and caffeine-addled admirer with a narcissist streak a mile wide and some nasty skeletons in his closet.

What does it take to befriend a bunch of literal monsters?

THE BASICS
  • GENRE: Supernatural / Black Comedy / Romance / Horror
  • RATING: T-M
  • WARNINGS: Language, explicit content, overly-pretentious literary references, and gratuitous undead shenanigans.
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fionna and cake for the G.N. show


Shipping this couple so hard.

FFFFFFF- CAN’T WAIT FOR THE GENDER-SWAP EPISODE. 8D

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